Totally OT: Girl at my doctors office

I'e been going to my doctors office every month for the last year or so and there's a girl who works as a secretary there.
She's like the hottest, most amazing girl I've ever seen in my life.
Like... not cute in the sense of her face or anything but... it grows on ya and she's got an ass that won't quit.
I'm like 10 years older than her....and all I ever say is "hi".
She knows my name off by heart....

How the hell do I ask her out or find out if she's intersted in me (or repulsed by me)

I can't ask her out in the docs office cause there's too many people around.... what the heck can I do to let her know I like her??

eh....Wait out side her window in the bushes *DONT LET HER SEE YOU*

Then when she least expects it as she is walking out to her mailbox or car or something....Jump out and scream "I LOVE YOU"


See thats what i plan on doing to Iiholly....

Ok maybey that is a bad idea.....

O and no one read this .....

OR you could slip the girl a peice of paper at the doctors office.
That has you number on it orsomethign and say "Call me Sometime." or something like that....Just get creative =D
Like i me =D...No wait thats a bad idea ... Like someone else besides me :D

Be totally honest when you see her.
Tell her she looks really nice today and start talking to her.
Somethere in the conversation drop a hint like " so.... are you dating or are you invovled with somebody"

Then you'll know for sure.

Of course, this doens't work if you're old enough to be her father... in which case you come of as being a total pervert.

or you can do that =D see thats better then my opinion?....why is anyone even listening to me in the first place?

Well, if there's one thing that I wish there was more of in this world, it's pure honesty. But then, I am a total hypocrite there, since, in spite of my desire for honesty, I am also cursed with cowardice.

So, here is "what I would do", but keep in mind that I would probably never actually do it.

For me, I can basically tell if a girl is interested in me by the way she looks at me or the way she acts when we talk. At least, I can tell if I have a fighting chance. If she looks you right in the eye(s) when you're talking, plays with her hair, laughs a lot, there's basically no question there. But if she is pretty quick in her conversations with you and won't look you in the eye, you've got some work to do. Also take note of how she acts around other guys, if she's nice to everyone or just to you.

OK, on to the advice. I actually think that, since you're a bit shy to ask her out in front of a waiting room full of bored people who would love to have some entertainment like a bloke like you getting totally rejected, the note idea may have some merit. Maybe just something like "When's your lunch break, I'd like to get to know you better", or "What time do you get off, I know this great English restaurant (<--- blatant mockery)". Slide her the note when you arrive, then sit down in a chair where you can make some eye contact with her afterwards.

Let us know how it goes, we all love to live vicariously from time to time!

Oh, and BTW, how old are you?



P.S. Now I am not only the king (OK, prince) of long-winded posts, but I am now officially the GuitarTricks Ann Landers!!! Yowza!!

wow you're teh Hawtness

Hey Eggman where it says "Registered user" How can i change it to say "Eggman Nerves Getter Onner"

Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanOh, and BTW, how old are you?

Never mind, I just checked your profile.

Oh, and, Jolly? Yes, I did just quote myself. And it felt great.

Oh, and, eggman? You rock da hizzouse!!!! :o

UGH, that BITCH!!! (oh right, that's gonna get bleeped out...)

aww eggman doesnt care about me =*(

Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonUGH, that B*****!!! (oh right, that's gonna get bleeped out...)

What'd you just call me?!?!?!?

i guess my post was over looked again....

Ok once again i reitterate,

Is there anyway to get my "Registered User" changed too "Eggman Nerves Getter Onner"

Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanWhat'd you just call me?!?!?!?

I was referring to Ann Landers.

Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonI was referring to Ann Landers.

Yeah, and I said I was Ann Landers!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

what I am about to tell you is an age old secret, centuries old and an utter pile of rubbish.

You just walk up to her, grab her arse and say "You smell like **** baby, lets have a shower together".

However in some rare cases some women seem to percieve your offerings of love the wrong way but not to worry for if this should happen, at least when she beats the crap out of you, you can see her every day when your waiting for the doctor to repair your shattered left testicle. :eek:

Eggman, I always pictured you as a brunette, but any who, Digit , you have two choices, do nothing and wait until somone does come along and asks her out, or grow some chest hair and ask her out, just go in like you normally do, make the small talk and just ask her " So what you doing this weekend, Friday, etc" , she'll get your drift, and if she's seeing someone that will come out in the conversation, and forget about the people in the waiting room, they got they're own problems and could care less,, hopefully she has seen your medical records and knows you don't have some form of incurable VD, which if you do ( you said you go in every month ) then all bets are off,, Good Hunting!......................... and get the job done !...........

Faint heart never won fair maid.

1) Ask her out

well that is it really !

What is the worst that can happen ?

She can say "no" at which point you are no better off than if you didn't ask (don't take a no personally).

Or she could say "yes" which is fantastic.

Two things....

1) Its so difficult to tell if a girl likes you. Its easy to misinterpret friendliness for more than that. I mean she might not be, and probably isnt, single!

2) Looks aint everything! My last two girlfriends have been kinda famous titz n ass girls in our town. It sucks going out with someone that everyone wants. Makes you insecure. My new girlfriend looks like slash :p but femine and hot!

3) how do you upload pics so I can show off my new girl!

Later!

But she keeps following me around..
I go downstairs to the pharmacy and she's suddenly there.
I go out the to parcking lot, and she's walking beside me.


Screw it... I"m gonna ask her out. :)

The best way to ask someone out is be total casual.
If you say "wana see a movie sometime" then its a yes or no answer youl get! So ask her in a way thats cooler.... say like "will I ever see you when Im not ill" or something more homorous then sincere!
Thats what I do anyway. Means you never get knocked back because your more testing the water than asking for a yes or no answer right away!
Just remember it doesnt have to be all on one question. Build up to it so it will be easier!
I used to be so scared to ask someone out or start chattin to them but really if you just make general chit chat then youl see the path to the main objective of a date!

Kriss