Totally OT: Girl at my doctors office

heh... I asked her.
Not only got a date but a second one as well.
Goddam she's got an awesome butt. Like seriously man.... tight low riding jeans and a tight t-shirt.... yum..and very tasty :D

Originally Posted by: schmangeheh... I asked her.
Not only got a date but a second one as well.
Goddam she's got an awesome butt. Like seriously man.... tight low riding jeans and a tight t-shirt.... yum..and very tasty :D

What the heck is going on here? I'm getting confused between Digit & schmange!! Who is who here?

Wait how did I miss this thread? It's already 4 pages long! A guy misses one day on the forum.... and has to catch up on all this reading... aye yai aye...

This whole "ask for love advice on the internet" seems kind of pathetic to me. But sicne I'm a pathetic guy in general. I'll join in.

Ok I try to rely on humor here. I'm actually quite a hoot (perhaps I shouldn't act so arrogant). I'd say random tid bits of information that have no rellevance to the subject whatsoever like, "Hey I'm such and such, but my internet codename is Digit, and I play guitar, pretty cool huh? Ya so the other day on the forum guitar tricks I was talking to eggman and this happened..."

By now she is thoroughly repulsed by you. Then you can get the black mail thing goin', "If you don't go out with me, I will have a conversation like this with you for the rest of your life." Then you could be set, and show your real self during the date.

OR

she may never have been listening to you in your opening. If you can tell she's not hearing a word you are saying just be like, "Hey, you wanna go out sometime, ya kno dinner and a movie, then go to your place for a night of rowsing sex? If you have no response, or if you have a negative response, then I'll take your answer to be yes." Then you're in the clear.

-Sorry for the opulent vocabulary, I've been hannging around a lot of dorks lately, and it kind of rubbed off (NO!!! I am one of those dorks!!!), I've gotta go find my jock friends that I hung out with a week ago.

Good luck man.

(note: This whole comment was sarcastic, and the actions that are said to lead to a relationship will not work out unless:

You are not wearing pants when you are reading this.
You are wearing a diaper when you are reading this.
You are me.
I am you.
Insert some other witty thing right here.)


:cool:

Digit works in my studio after school and keeps using my computer. I told him I'm gonna cut his nuts off if he does it again. :mad:

ROFLMDAO

Bad Schmange !

Originally Posted by: schmangeDigit works in my studio after school and keeps using my computer. I told him I'm gonna cut his nuts off if he does it again. :mad:

Now there's the first sensible thing I've read today! And it's 5 pm!

Digit.... did you ask her out and get a date or not? Or was that schamge or what ever his name is joking?
I smell a ratt! :( *sees dead ratt lying in corner* , Its ok, Ive found the ratt!

Digit asked her out the lucky son of a ....
All I get to do is look at her cute butt and fantasize. :cool:

And it's SCHMANGE!!!
AAAARGH!! ....I've been teaching here more than 4 years and people still can't get it right. :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by: schmangeAnd it's SCHMANGE!!!
AAAARGH!! ....I've been teaching here more than 4 years and people still can't get it right. :rolleyes:

Your nick is easy to butcher. When you go to type it it seems like there's too many letters for one syllable.

hmm, I've considered changing back to my real name but that'd be even worse cause there's like, 2 million Kevin Taylor's.
I guess one advantage according to Google is I'm a doctor, restaurant owner, lawyer and author on everything from physics to rocket science.
Wish I'd picked a cooler sounding nickname tho.... Like "Black Death" or "Electroid" or something... Schmange always reminds me of the Schmenge brothers but now I'm stuck with it.

Originally Posted by: schmangehmm, I've considered changing back to my real name but that'd be even worse cause there's like, 2 million Kevin Taylor's.
I guess one advantage according to Google is I'm a doctor, restaurant owner, lawyer and author on everything from physics to rocket science.
Wish I'd picked a cooler sounding nickname tho.... Like "Black Death" or "Electroid" or something... Schmange always reminds me of the Schmenge brothers but now I'm stuck with it.

Don't worry, from now on, you'll be "ZOLTRON, the mighty" to me.

It's Penile the Humongous to you.

Originally Posted by: schmangeIt's Penile the Humongous to you.

And why is that, exactly? I really don't like you that way, Kevin. :D

Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonAnd why is that, exactly? I really don't like you that way, Kevin. :D

its ok you dont have to joke around liek that we all know you funny like that.

Originally Posted by: schmangeSchmange always reminds me of the Schmenge brothers but now I'm stuck with it.

Schmange reminds me of a hippy's nickname.

Groovy Gravy

Schedule a prostate examination, that'll be your backup. Or you could just ask her politely. My brother-in-law is 32 and my sister's 22, so being 10 years older isn't all that bad really. Just give it a try. Or you could be like me and just assume she's a whore and not even deal with it letting each day pass by knowing that you're a jackass for doing such a dumb thing, but when anyone asks you all you can say is "they'll just thinking about dick". Pay or pain.

Edited as Woman read this forum too !