So it's come to this. A guitartricks theme song.


Jolly McJollyson
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09/14/2004 6:14 pm
So it's come to this. A guitartricks theme song.
To the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle"

Oh my God...

HUH!

Welcome to guitartricks
We know our forum's lame
Click the links some users post
They're dead as Kurt Cobain!

We are instructors that can teach
Whatever you don't need
That's why people ask the same old stuff
times a hundred seventeen!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!
Hell, spell "Grammar" with an "E"!

Welcome to guitartricks
There's a popup in the way
Visitor 100,000
I've been that twice today!

But it's a very sexy page
With layout crisp and clean
Thank God I can pollute this place
Just by being me!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
Jam frame lo lo LOADING
It'll take through Spring!

Welcome to guitartricks
There's a Bush bash everyday
Kerry gets a little too
because balance is the way

But you gotta remember what you say
Contradiction inevitably
Somebody will notice it
And laugh at your ass "hee hee"

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!
Hell, spell "Grammar" with an "E"!

Cuz when it's lagged you never
Ever wanna come back
come back
come baaaaaack
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

You know where you are?
You at GUITARTRICKS BABY!!!
YOU NEED A LIFE!!!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
Jam frame lo lo LOADING

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry,
I SAID THAT JUNK IS WORRY FREE! UNGH!!!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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iamthe_eggman
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09/14/2004 6:19 pm
ROTFL

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... and that's all I have to say about that.

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09/14/2004 6:24 pm
Don't let the door hit you on the way out !
My instructors page and www.studiotrax.net for all things recording.
my toons Brought to you by Dr BadGAS
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09/14/2004 6:24 pm
Waddya think, Jon? Can you set it up so this plays whenever you access the site? Hahaha, that'd be hilarious.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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09/14/2004 6:25 pm
Originally Posted by: Dr_simonDon't let the door hit you on the way out !


Ah, it's all in good fun Doc! Besides, if we can't laugh at ourselves...well...I guess we should stick to laughing at others?
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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09/14/2004 7:03 pm
I like it.

You could actually fit a lot of it into "Right Now" by SR-71 as well, just for those of you who love punk and shun G&R.
"If one has realized a truth, that truth is valueless so long as there is lacking the indomitable will to turn this realization into action!"
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09/14/2004 8:50 pm
AHHAHAAH
AHHAAH
HA
HA
HA
AH
AHAHAHAHAH
AH
AHAHHA
HA


......that was funny
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09/14/2004 8:58 pm
Wow.... should I say it?

HCIJLSHTID,WUTH(OWYP)TCB,RIWSFBSCA

translation:

Holy Crap I just laughed sooo hard that I died, Went up to heaven (Or whatever you prefer) Then Came back, Realized it wasn't so funny but ckuckled anyway.

*woo*

That was awesome....

One question, where's the guitar solo?!?! :D

(done)
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09/14/2004 9:58 pm
Originally Posted by: The Ace
One question, where's the guitar solo?!?! :D


Exactly where Slash put it...
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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09/14/2004 10:18 pm
"Solos" are for sissies. Real men play the whole song that way. :rolleyes:
"If one has realized a truth, that truth is valueless so long as there is lacking the indomitable will to turn this realization into action!"
-A.H.
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09/20/2004 12:21 am
hahaha, that has to be one of the best things i've ever seen posted on this forum. I'm so proud.

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09/20/2004 12:48 am
only could something that insanely stupid[but funny as crap] come from a guy named Jolly McJollyson


:p
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09/20/2004 5:11 pm
Oh my, I had a massive smile on my face while reading that, I almost started laughing, but then realized I'm in Social class where people would think I'm just as insane if I did that. But yes, kudos to those lyrics, I played the music in my head and it seemed to go along quite well.
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09/29/2004 6:02 am
OMG dude, I just now read that song. It is frickin' hilarious. Being a life-long GNR fan I salute you. Now to steal your idea and pun a few songs of my own....mwahahaha.
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07/14/2005 4:37 pm
I bring this theme song back to LIFE!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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07/14/2005 7:38 pm
I miss that pop up ad.

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07/14/2005 8:13 pm
LMFAO!! That song roxors! Im loving the fact that its to Welcome to the Jungle. GNR would castrate you for it but here we support this kind of ****.
We've been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone...
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07/14/2005 10:29 pm
Originally Posted by: iihollyI miss that pop up ad.

yeah, I hear ya.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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07/14/2005 10:47 pm
My original post of Jolly's pic still stands...except now he's wearing shades.
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07/15/2005 4:29 am
Originally Posted by: schmangeMy original post of Jolly's pic still stands...except now he's wearing shades.

What original post?
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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