So it's come to this. A guitartricks theme song.
To the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle"

Oh my God...

HUH!

Welcome to guitartricks
We know our forum's lame
Click the links some users post
They're dead as Kurt Cobain!

We are instructors that can teach
Whatever you don't need
That's why people ask the same old stuff
times a hundred seventeen!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!
Hell, spell "Grammar" with an "E"!

Welcome to guitartricks
There's a popup in the way
Visitor 100,000
I've been that twice today!

But it's a very sexy page
With layout crisp and clean
Thank God I can pollute this place
Just by being me!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
Jam frame lo lo LOADING
It'll take through Spring!

Welcome to guitartricks
There's a Bush bash everyday
Kerry gets a little too
because balance is the way

But you gotta remember what you say
Contradiction inevitably
Somebody will notice it
And laugh at your ass "hee hee"

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!
Hell, spell "Grammar" with an "E"!

Cuz when it's lagged you never
Ever wanna come back
come back
come baaaaaack
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

You know where you are?
You at GUITARTRICKS BABY!!!
YOU NEED A LIFE!!!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
Jam frame lo lo LOADING

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry,
I SAID THAT JUNK IS WORRY FREE! UNGH!!!