How about acting like the stuff they play is waaaaaay over your head,you'll need another century or two to catch up...
At an audtiton for a reality tv show I was called for,the master of ceremonies kept on about how "all you guys are really talented,blah blah...."
If I'm as talented as you say,then wtf didn't you pick me?I was too much for you or what?It's so patrnosing(even matronising!)