Nah, actually, if you search, you'll find that I never posted one of these "Hey, I'm me and this is what I do" introductory-type posts. I was feeling left out what with the 15 other threads like that here, so I thought I would make up for lost opportunities.

Basically, it was another lame joke gone horribly wrong.

And now it occupies 2 pages of Jon's bandwidth.

I'm sorry. *hangs head in shame*