Hey, I'm the eggman


iamthe_eggman
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iamthe_eggman
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01/27/2004 5:37 am
Hi, my name is Ralph Eggman, I like to play the bassoon and other contrabass instruments. I'm 6'4" and like long walks on the beach into the sunset, cherry cordial and Spanish dancing.
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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Pantallica1
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Pantallica1
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01/27/2004 5:40 am
You are seriously disturbed my friend.

Ahh well, what's your digits?
Sometimes I hit notes only dogs can hear.
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Azrael
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Azrael
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01/27/2004 6:45 am
We know who you are, Mr Eggman. We have observed you for quite a while.
It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Eggman. In one life, you are Ralph Eggman, Bassoon and contrabass wannabee player... int the other.. your go by the forumnick "iamthe_eggman", pestering users, raping guitars and scaring the sh*t out of the admins.

One of these...has a future.

[FONT=Times New Roman]Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. What you decide to do every day makes you a good person... or not.[/FONT][br][br]

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Yngtchie Blacksteen
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Yngtchie Blacksteen
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01/27/2004 7:50 am
Hey yourself, I am the walrus.
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TheWizard
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TheWizard
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01/27/2004 9:46 pm
I am the last dragon

what bad movie anyone?

seriously though I am the wizard
Alas Gandalf lives, Middle Earth is again safe...
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chucklivesoninmyheart
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chucklivesoninmyheart
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01/28/2004 12:17 am
Stop pimping yourself out eggman!I'm gonna be the one to snag a guitar tricks girl!

Ya hear me I suffer?
Try once,fail twice...
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The Ace
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The Ace
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01/28/2004 2:11 am
You forgot that you sing classical music in your boxers, still live with your parents and youhave no frends.... ' cept me - wait a minute no not me....



O we're trying to make you look good! well thats a different story altogether!
There are only two important things in life - There's music and theres girls, not necessarily in that order....
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hairbndrckr
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hairbndrckr
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01/28/2004 2:16 am
Look at this... We get a new chick on the board and Eggy thinks this is like matchfromhell.com or something...
So. If you throw a cat out of a car window, is it considered "kitty litter"?
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alucard0941
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01/28/2004 3:36 am
Hey man. . . im the guitar tricks ladies man. HAHA, though eggman does come close in second. :)
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whoooo hoooo !!!!
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iamthe_eggman
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iamthe_eggman
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01/28/2004 5:09 am
Nah, actually, if you search, you'll find that I never posted one of these "Hey, I'm me and this is what I do" introductory-type posts. I was feeling left out what with the 15 other threads like that here, so I thought I would make up for lost opportunities.

Basically, it was another lame joke gone horribly wrong.

And now it occupies 2 pages of Jon's bandwidth.

I'm sorry. *hangs head in shame*
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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Lordathestrings
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Lordathestrings
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01/28/2004 5:41 am
Originally posted by iamthe_eggman
Nah, actually, if you search, you'll find that I never posted one of these "Hey, I'm me and this is what I do" introductory-type posts...
Me neither. I just figured that anyone who was curious would click on the Profile icon at the bottom of the post. :rolleyes:
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01/28/2004 5:53 am
You found your match
Call me

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