I just knocked over a bowl of cereal, and now it's everywhere. It's some nasty weight-watchers puffed rice n' soy crap, so now it just keeps swelling bigger and bigger for every moment I don't clean it up.
I wish you guys could see this mess. It's good stuff. The cereal, however, was not.
Guess what I just did
# 1
Well don't just sit there.... Clean it up. (spoken from a mother who has to clean up crap, kids don't) :p
Milk just gets nasty if you don't clean it up well.. nasty.
Oh and BTW why in the carnation are you eating Weight Watchers cereal.. you are a skinny.. real skinny tall lanky fellow.. lol
Milk just gets nasty if you don't clean it up well.. nasty.
Oh and BTW why in the carnation are you eating Weight Watchers cereal.. you are a skinny.. real skinny tall lanky fellow.. lol
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
# 2
Well, here were my cereal options:
Really really old Rice Krispies. Like, years old.
"Go-Lean Crunch"
Alpha-Bits (I hate Alpha-Bits)
Weight Watchers cereal
The Weight Watchers one smelled good, so I figured "Hey, what the hell."
Really really old Rice Krispies. Like, years old.
"Go-Lean Crunch"
Alpha-Bits (I hate Alpha-Bits)
Weight Watchers cereal
The Weight Watchers one smelled good, so I figured "Hey, what the hell."
# 3
# 4
I spilt corn in my room last night when I was doing the obvious this that college kids do (not all of them, just a good 90%).
I was chatting with a cop on main street sipping a beer out of a cup with a lid and straw. It was awkward. He didn't seem to notice or care, the bastard was just giving people parking tickets. Not that he was a bastard, he was actually pretty nice. Speaking of which I need to pay my parking ticket, I forgot about that. Ten dollars, ridiculous. I just parked in the wrong place so I could grab my guitar and not have to haul the big ass thing across campus.
Now I must quit procrastinating and write my philosophy of education paper. Although I probably won't even need it for my music ed portfolio. Oh well, essays are fun. English 101 is stupid though, I don't believe they actually think kids don't know what a thesis statement is going into college.
You should have just eaten the cereal off the ground. That way you'd clean it up and still. As the cliche saying goes two birds with one stone. I'm not advising animal cruelty though. How would you even hit one bird with a rock though.
Yup.
I was chatting with a cop on main street sipping a beer out of a cup with a lid and straw. It was awkward. He didn't seem to notice or care, the bastard was just giving people parking tickets. Not that he was a bastard, he was actually pretty nice. Speaking of which I need to pay my parking ticket, I forgot about that. Ten dollars, ridiculous. I just parked in the wrong place so I could grab my guitar and not have to haul the big ass thing across campus.
Now I must quit procrastinating and write my philosophy of education paper. Although I probably won't even need it for my music ed portfolio. Oh well, essays are fun. English 101 is stupid though, I don't believe they actually think kids don't know what a thesis statement is going into college.
You should have just eaten the cereal off the ground. That way you'd clean it up and still. As the cliche saying goes two birds with one stone. I'm not advising animal cruelty though. How would you even hit one bird with a rock though.
Yup.
# 5
I'd just let my dogs clean up most of the mess, then I'd get down with some paper towels and cleaner. :D
$10 for parking aint bad! I had to pay $40, and I was 10ft away from my truck as the cop started walking over to it. I was like, "Noooooooooo, I'm leaving now." The parking lot was full and him and two other cops were going down the line of cars that were parked on the grass. They gave out a good 200 tickets that day.
$10 for parking aint bad! I had to pay $40, and I was 10ft away from my truck as the cop started walking over to it. I was like, "Noooooooooo, I'm leaving now." The parking lot was full and him and two other cops were going down the line of cars that were parked on the grass. They gave out a good 200 tickets that day.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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# 6
Brendon, you jerk. First you ask me to guess what you did, then you tell me without giving me so much as a chance. I'll have to beat you up at practice tonight...and school TOMORROW! :(
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 7
Ya weight watchers!
Try spilling maple syrup, it's a bastard...I know.
Try spilling maple syrup, it's a bastard...I know.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
# 8
oh dudde... amen.
the camp I was working at served pancakes and waffles once a week... and that was a royal pain in the butt to clean up. Off the tables and trays esp.
the camp I was working at served pancakes and waffles once a week... and that was a royal pain in the butt to clean up. Off the tables and trays esp.
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