Originally Posted by: suicidalmoosenice one, lol every now and then i get asked for my number but it's by fat chix!!! well i'm in england right now and most of the girls my age (17) are either overweight or mothers :P. I long to go back to aus and pick up a hot surfer chick, or maybe get back together with my comic book drawing guitar playing girlfriend.

As I was reading this, I couldn't help but laugh. All I could think of was this time me and my friends went to Wheelies and this group of fat fourteen-year-old girls dressed like hookers kept eyeing me up. *shudder*