My little brother Connor is a huge KISS fan, and I always make fun of him for it. He’s always strutting around the house singing his godawful KISS lyrics. Today I noticed a KISS song he put on Media Player called “Two Sides of the Coin.” I found it to be a hilarious title for a song, so at suppertime I asked him to sing it for me. He did, and I laughed my ass off. So I kept naming other KISS songs that I thought had funny names, and he would sing them. It was great fun. Then, all of a sudden, he burst out singing the phrase “Silent Lucidityyyyy.” He did it so falsetto-y I wasn’t exactly sure what he said.
Me: (laughing) “What did you just say? ‘Silent Lucidity’?”
Connor: “Yeah….”
Me: “That’s lame! Is that a real song?”
Connor: “Yeah, but not a KISS song.”
Me: “Well who sings it?”
Connor: “I dunno…..Queensdouche or something….”
At this point I couldn’t contain my laughter.
Me: (pissing myself) “You mean Queensryche?”
Connor: “I guess…..”
Ha. Queensdouche.
Something funny that happened at supper
# 1
Ha, how old is he?
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
# 2
Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyHa, how old is he?
He's twelve.
# 3
I once saw Queensdouche supporting Dio (1984 or something).
IMHO, he is closer than he knows with the name !!
IMHO, he is closer than he knows with the name !!
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# 4
Originally Posted by: Dr_simonI once saw Queensdouche supporting Dio (1984 or something).
IMHO, he is closer than he knows with the name !!
Man... you saw them when I was born.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 5
1984 - I would have been in Junior High back then...
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
# 6
Man... all you old people... yep, I've got my whole life ahead of me.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 7
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsMan... all you old people... yep, I've got my whole life ahead of me.
and I even more than you! HA!
# 8
Originally Posted by: rockonn91and I even more than you! HA!
So there's a gap in my plan.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 9
Originally Posted by: Dr_simonI once saw Queensdouche supporting Dio (1984 or something).
IMHO, he is closer than he knows with the name !!
:eek: ... I don't know what to say. I love Queensryche, they're one of my favourite metal bands. Operation:Mindcrime part II comes out this year!
Man, I would have killed to have seen them live when they were in their prime. Unfortunately, that was four years before I was born :(
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
# 10
Wait, what's wrong with Kiss?
STRUTTER!!!
STRUTTER!!!
# 11
what's not wrong with KISS??(Keep It Simple Stupid)
and you all are old,i waited 7 years to be borned at 1984 :p
and you all are old,i waited 7 years to be borned at 1984 :p
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# 12
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonWait, what's wrong with Kiss?
STRUTTER!!!
If I may quote a few lines from "Do You Love Me?".....
You really like my limousine
You like the way the wheels roll
You like my seven inch leather heels
And goin' to all of the shows, but
Do you love me, do you love me
Do you love me, really love me
And that, good sir, is what is wrong with KISS. Also wrong is Paul Stanley's introduction to "Cold Gin":
"How many of y'all like the taste of ALCOHOL?"
# 13
Hahaha, maybe that's what the kid was rocking out to when he died. You can just imagine it, KISS blaring in the background, him snapping his arms to his sides and launching out the window, probably thinking "Gene would do it!!!"
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 14
Akira thinks I'm funny! The gold standard! My life's work is complete! :)
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 15
Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeAkira thinks I'm funny! The gold standard! My life's work is complete! :)
I wish Akira LMAO'd at something I said.......
# 16
Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeAkira thinks I'm funny! The gold standard! My life's work is complete! :)
My life goal hasn't been completed yet. Not since I saw the first time I saw this thread. Since that day I changed my life goal to rock myself to death.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 17
That's an easily attainable goal, especially if you have a man-sized window and a trampoline bed.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 18
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsMy life goal hasn't been completed yet. Not since I saw the first time I saw this thread. Since that day I changed my life goal to rock myself to death.
That's always been my goal, but this isn't that thread. This is the "Queensdouche" thread. Somehow, they are linked.
# 19
That was me, of course. I have a knack for running threads off their tracks...and right into my plan!!!
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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