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02/02/2006 5:47 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsGranted. Dimebag is now alive in his coffin.

I wish my landlord was more professional.


Denied, you brought dime back to life but now you must get him outta that coffin.


I wish dime was alive and playing guitar on stage again.
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02/02/2006 6:15 am
Originally Posted by: bigbudaDenied, you brought dime back to life but now you must get him outta that coffin.


I wish dime was alive and playing guitar on stage again.

granted, someone has now dug up his grave, pulled his coffin out, stuck it on a stage, put a guitar inside the coffin, and he is now playing the guitar (unplugged) inside the coffin, yet on a stage

I wish there enough hours in the day to get everything done
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02/02/2006 6:50 am
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsgranted, someone has now dug up his grave, pulled his coffin out, stuck it on a stage, put a guitar inside the coffin, and he is now playing the guitar (unplugged) inside the coffin, yet on a stage

I wish there enough hours in the day to get everything done


Thanks, That's more like it!

Granted, you now live in Alaska where it is daylight for days and days.....

I wish for a genie in a bottle. :cool:
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02/02/2006 7:02 am
Originally Posted by: bigbudaThanks, That's more like it!

Granted, you now live in Alaska where it is daylight for days and days.....

I wish for a genie in a bottle. :cool:

granted, but I'll warn you now, she is a minor, and laying one finger on her is illegal.. plus, all the rules of the genie from aladdin apply.

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02/02/2006 7:54 am
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsgranted, but I'll warn you now, she is a minor, and laying one finger on her is illegal.. plus, all the rules of the genie from aladdin apply.

I wish I had another bowl of ice cream


Granted, you are now eating Jerry Garcia (man I love that ice cream)

I wish I was a minor :D
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02/02/2006 8:58 am
Originally Posted by: bigbudaGranted, you are now eating Jerry Garcia (man I love that ice cream)

I wish I was a minor :D

denied.. I don't need any more competition for all the 18 and under ladies

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02/02/2006 4:59 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsdenied.. I don't need any more competition for all the 18 and under ladies

I wish some of these wishes actually came true

Denied. If I can't even get my land lord to work with me for a change then what chance does anyone else stand?

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02/02/2006 7:52 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsDenied. If I can't even get my land lord to work with me for a change then what chance does anyone else stand?

I wish I could create my own planets with civilizations in a god-like manner where I could rule over then and do with them as I see fit.


You are now the proud owner of the newest Galaxy: Silky Way :rolleyes:



I wish for the strength of Ten Bears
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02/02/2006 8:25 pm
Denied, it's just safer this way.

I wish the next person to post in this thread would do so in haiku.
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02/02/2006 8:34 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckDenied, it's just safer this way.

I wish the next person to post in this thread would do so in haiku.

Denied, I don't like haiku's, no rhmying and stupid syalables(sp?)

I wish for a pet monkey I could have on my shoulder.
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02/02/2006 8:40 pm
Originally Posted by: elklanderccDenied, I don't like haiku's, no rhmying and stupid syalables(sp?)

I wish for a pet monkey I could have on my shoulder.

Granted, you now have a pet monkey permanently attached to your shoulder.

I wish I was wittier because I'm drawing a blank on this one.
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02/03/2006 1:07 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsGranted, you now have a pet monkey permanently attached to your shoulder.

I wish I was wittier because I'm drawing a blank on this one.

Granted, you now have a nice gib bag of witts.

I wish my monkey had a poop bag.
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02/03/2006 3:10 am
It already does......it's you.

I wish my shirt didn't smell gross right now. It's gross.
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02/03/2006 5:12 am
Originally Posted by: earthman buckIt already does......it's you.

I wish my shirt didn't smell gross right now. It's gross.

granted, it now smells of... feminine odor

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02/03/2006 4:26 pm
granted...mutant boy...go join the X-men

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02/03/2006 4:34 pm
Originally Posted by: Andrew Sagranted...mutant boy...go join the X-men

I wish I...no, I wish nothing...I am content

denied, here is a plane ticket to america, particularly california, now you shall never be content again!

I wish I really could join the x-men
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02/03/2006 5:21 pm
I hear there's a new.....adult....."art film"......coming out called "XXX Men." Maybe you could get a role in that.

I wish I would get off the computer and play some guitar or something.
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02/03/2006 5:43 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckI hear there's a new.....adult....."art film"......coming out called "XXX Men." Maybe you could get a role in that.

I wish I would get off the computer and play some guitar or something.

denied, you must wait in anticipation of my reply to that post

I wish I had some more coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tweaks like tweak from south park*

btw, I really could get a part in XXX men.. heaven knows I'm a big enough actor for the part.
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02/03/2006 7:10 pm
Sure, what do I care?

I wish I had projectile fingernails with which to smite my nemeses.
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02/03/2006 9:03 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckSure, what do I care?

I wish I had projectile fingernails with which to smite my nemeses.

denied, but have some projectile vomit instead

I wish I didn't have to install the latest version of itunes just to get my ipod to work.. or (this is a two-part wish) that the latest version of itunes would install faster :mad:
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