I wish I had an expired Oh Henry
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
A stupid yet fun forum game
Granted. However, they still aren't desperate, so no dice.
I wish I had an expired Oh Henry
I wish I had an expired Oh Henry
# 1
DENIED! The Oh Henry is right off the line!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!
I wish Mitch Hedberg was still alive.
MUAHAHAHAHA!
I wish Mitch Hedberg was still alive.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
# 2
Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyDENIED! The Oh Henry is right off the line!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!
I wish Mitch Hedberg was still alive.
No. No more bringing-back-the-dead wishes. The world smells bad enough as it is.
I wish I didn't have to take stupid Software Applications.
# 3
Granted, you DON'T have to take it, just drop it and stop bitching already!
I wish you would stop bitching!
I wish you would stop bitching!
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 4
I'll bet you do.
I wish we could stop fighting and be friends. :)
I wish we could stop fighting and be friends. :)
# 5
Originally Posted by: AkiraGranted, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
I wish I had a bit more spare cash.
granted, I just took all the cash that you did have, glued it all together, and made a spare tire for your bike out of it.
I wish I had another mountain dew
# 6
granted but I shook it and it sprays all over your face
I wish i was out of school
I wish i was out of school
I swallowed my pride I swallowed my doubt,
let me stop there. :eek:
let me stop there. :eek:
# 7
Originally Posted by: CW14Granted, you drop out of school, can't get a job, and end up living in a garbage can for the rest of your life.
I wish my computer wouldn't freeze every 10 minutes.
granted.. it now overheats every 10 minutes.
I wish I could get a passing grade in my health class.
# 8
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsgranted.. it now overheats every 10 minutes.
I wish I could get a passing grade in my health class.
gRANTED U GET A D IN HEALTH AND FAIL EVERYTHING ELSE IN SCHOOL AND IN LIFE
i WISH I WAS BETTER AT PLAYING GUITAR
I swallowed my pride I swallowed my doubt,
let me stop there. :eek:
let me stop there. :eek:
# 9
Originally Posted by: racketyluigRANTED U GET A D IN HEALTH AND FAIL EVERYTHING ELSE IN SCHOOL AND IN LIFE
i WISH I WAS BETTER AT PLAYING GUITAR
denied, because a D is not a passing grade... a C or better is. at least at my school.
I wish I had dozens of gorgeous asain women crawling all over me right now.. (you know you wish it too)
# 10
Granted, because you're absolutely right. I've always wished you had gorgeous asian women crawling all over you.
I wish for.......world peace, but only because I can't think of anything selfish I want at the moment.
I wish for.......world peace, but only because I can't think of anything selfish I want at the moment.
# 11
Originally Posted by: earthman buckGranted, because you're absolutely right. I've always wished you had gorgeous asian women crawling all over you.
I wish for.......world peace, but only because I can't think of anything selfish I want at the moment.
well, I can't really give you world peace, but I can give you 2 or 3 of my asian girls, which in my opinion, are better then world peace anyday.
I wish you were more selfish
# 12
Asians??!! WTF? I aint racist or anything, but Ill take an American girl anyday over an Asian.
Dont shoot yourself in the head.
# 13
Originally Posted by: stacknyAsians??!! WTF? I aint racist or anything, but Ill take an American girl anyday over an Asian.
you mean like the busty blonde type? *shudders* I'll definately take a hot european-heritage brunette, of course, but asian girls are super hot... well some of them are.. for example: HOT!
btw, don't ever do a google search for "asian chick" if you don't have the safesearch on.. my poor virgen eyes (ha ha, yeah right, I can't deny I liked what I saw)
# 14
Originally Posted by: stacknyAsians??!! WTF? I aint racist or anything, but Ill take an American girl anyday over an Asian.
I'm not racist or anything, but I'm about to say something completely racist.
So you know, I'm just busting your chops. Take your shots where you can and hope the repercussion doesn't suck.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 15
Here is an asian chick for you
I wish for you to get the joke.
It lives, it lives!!!
I wish for you to get the joke.
It lives, it lives!!!
She touched my pepe Steve
Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
- George Jackson
Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
- George Jackson
# 16
Originally Posted by: MarackHere is an asian chick for you
I wish for you to get the joke.
It lives, it lives!!!
granted, I get the joke
I wish this thread would die.. again.. this time for good!
# 17
Originally Posted by: Akira*keeps it alive just out of spite*
That's kind of funny, because by not making a wish, you actually killed it! But then....I'm responding to it, so.....it IS alive....but....but.....
DAMN IT, AKIRA!! YOU AND YOUR MIND GAMES!!!
# 18
Originally Posted by: AkiraI wish the caps lock key didn't exist.
Joke's on you, I didn't even use caps lock. I held down shift.
# 19
# 20
