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Cryptic Excretions
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Cryptic Excretions
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01/13/2006 10:46 pm
Ok, so it's not quite the life of a recording artist, but I do have something to tie into work. I've got an office job and my department has been sprucing things up lately. In short, I get to write a theme song for my department. I don't know where to start though. Well.. I've got some ideas.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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ericthecableguy
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ericthecableguy
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01/22/2006 9:59 pm
Got anything yet?
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

METOOB
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CW14
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CW14
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02/13/2006 4:49 am
Write them some GRINDCORE :D
BOL
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Cryptic Excretions
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Cryptic Excretions
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02/13/2006 1:32 pm
Originally Posted by: CW14Write them some GRINDCORE :D

I considered it, but I don't think that'll work. I'm still in the process of making it since it's not exactly a high priority, but I'm shooting for something that'll sound like a victorious march after combat.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Blues_Man
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Blues_Man
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02/13/2006 10:02 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraHaha, cool.

Didn't GT have its own theme song?



I belive it was posted by jolly!


So it's come to this. A guitartricks theme song.
To the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle"

Oh my God...

HUH!

Welcome to guitartricks
We know our forum's lame
Click the links some users post
They're dead as Kurt Cobain!

We are instructors that can teach
Whatever you don't need
That's why people ask the same old stuff
times a hundred seventeen!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!
Hell, spell "Grammar" with an "E"!

Welcome to guitartricks
There's a popup in the way
Visitor 100,000
I've been that twice today!

But it's a very sexy page
With layout crisp and clean
Thank God I can pollute this place
Just by being me!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
Jam frame lo lo LOADING
It'll take through Spring!

Welcome to guitartricks
There's a Bush bash everyday
Kerry gets a little too
because balance is the way

But you gotta remember what you say
Contradiction inevitably
Somebody will notice it
And laugh at your ass "hee hee"

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!
Hell, spell "Grammar" with an "E"!

Cuz when it's lagged you never
Ever wanna come back
come back
come baaaaaack
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

You know where you are?
You at GUITARTRICKS BABY!!!
YOU NEED A LIFE!!!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
Jam frame lo lo LOADING

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry,
I SAID THAT JUNK IS WORRY FREE! UNGH!!!
I am Comfortably Numb... :D

Oh yeah...STICK IT TO THE MAN!
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Cryptic Excretions
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02/14/2006 1:34 am
That screams of Jolly.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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rockonn91
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rockonn91
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02/14/2006 2:12 am
yep. i remember when he first posted it. hilarious.

annnnnnddddd
999!
JK :cool:

-Agile Guitars Enthusiast
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quickfingers
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quickfingers
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02/22/2006 4:04 pm
brilliant.
"the more you know, the less you know. I don't feel like i know shit anymore, but i love it."
-Mike Stern

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