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Fretfire
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Fretfire
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Joined: 06/30/05
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11/16/2005 7:19 am
Before you begin a solo for your finale.....run and KICK your bass player and vocalist hard OFF the stage to the crowd without them knowing it....after you finish your solo....smash your guitar, get another one and continue your riff... then stage dive head first direct to the crowd . Make sure they catch you....if not .....Its Okey, it means they want some more :D .

If they dont catch you...go back to the stage immediately...burn your guitar and throw it to the crowd, thats a good reward to them for not catching you....after that Im sure your vocalist and bass player have recovered, they will head back on stage to put a fight with you and the crowd will surely love it...they get more of their money's worth. They were treated to an explosive concert and at the same time its like watching WWE Smackdown live!....after your vocalist and bassist have beaten you up....they will also throw you to the crowd, and they will mosh pit and slam on you for throwing them the burning guitar........... :rolleyes:

Next day you will be on the hospital unconscious with multiple fractures....But dont worry you are instantly an overnight superstar because you and your band is on the Major Tabloids Headline...... for putting up the most outrageous and explosive concert show of the year.
Guitarplaying is 1 Percent Inspiration, 99 Percent Perspiration... :)