The official 'If u were stranded on an island & could bring 3 items w/ u' thread....


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06/27/2005 11:16 pm
Ahhhh yes, the official 'If you were stranded on a small island & could only bring 3 items with you' thread.

The Scenario:

You've been ship-wrecked, plane-wrecked...or whatever. Use your imagination. Luckily, you were close to an island and swam over. The island is relatively small, with sparse vegetation, a few coconut trees, and a fresh-water natural spring. There is no shortage of food (only coconuts and some wild boar), but the selection is limited and probably boring after a while. Shelter is not an issue, as there is plenty of twigs and wood available.

What would you bring with you if you were forced to live out the rest of your days on this barren island? You can choose anything to bring except other humans (i.e. no incredibly hot chicks or any company for that matter) and only 3 things maximum.

Choose wisely........
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06/27/2005 11:22 pm
lube, porno, extra lube
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06/27/2005 11:24 pm
Let's say I was train wrecked because I"m using my imagination. I would bring one left shoe without laces, 3 square yards of carpet, and a lifesize cardboard cutout of Steven Seagal.
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06/28/2005 12:38 am
leatherman multitool blade, rubic cube, my cat...
(u said no "humans", not "pets")... :D
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06/28/2005 1:08 am
A good machete, a zippo, and either a water purifier or a spear (depending on if the island had an adequate supply of good water or not).
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06/28/2005 2:46 am
1.Guitar
2.Pen
3.Paper
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06/28/2005 4:03 am
I would bring my survival kit, my 3 holer, and an O. Hopefully the soil would be good enough for growing some plants.
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06/28/2005 4:23 am
A fluffy clock, a cheese dispenser and a yellow balloon
BOL
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06/28/2005 5:30 am
Originally Posted by: Hammurabi...a zippo...

Damn...too bad you'll run out of fuel in two weeks.

I'd take my guitar (acoustic obviously), some toilet paper, and my cell phone so I could leave in about a month (or whenever the local cuisine and nightlife bored me too much).
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06/28/2005 7:11 am
I only need one item.......

a boat
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06/28/2005 7:46 am
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsI only need one item.......

a boat


Well of course you're going to need a cheese dispenser... what would you do without one of those ?? :confused:
BOL
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06/28/2005 7:56 am
Does the cheese dispenser come loaded with cheese? It would be crap to arrive on the island, go over to your trusty cheese dispenser and find the damn thing cheese-less..... :eek:

Maybe take some extra cheese instead of your yellow balloon CW? Better safe than sorry....

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06/28/2005 8:27 am
ok, I lied, I would need 3 items:

helicopter
instructions on how to fly the darn thing
and of course, a fully loaded cheese dispensor, how could I have forgotten that
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06/28/2005 8:39 am
I think my three would be:

An acoustic guitar
A boat
A woman to dispense cheese (and help me avoid tendonitis spending all that time on my own) :D

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06/28/2005 8:41 am
Originally Posted by: zreynoldspDoes the cheese dispenser come loaded with cheese? It would be crap to arrive on the island, go over to your trusty cheese dispenser and find the damn thing cheese-less..... :eek:

Maybe take some extra cheese instead of your yellow balloon CW? Better safe than sorry....


Meh, who needs the cheese?

I just wanted the thing so I could look at it
BOL
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06/28/2005 10:47 am
Originally Posted by: CW14A fluffy clock, a cheese dispenser and a yellow balloon

another victim of cheesse addiction... :(
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06/28/2005 1:23 pm
I'll take my swiss champ (which comes in handy almost every day):


My acoustic, and a machete would probably be most usefull.
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06/28/2005 4:11 pm
Originally Posted by: PRSplayaI'll take my swiss champ (which comes in handy almost every day):


My acoustic, and a machete would probably be most usefull.

What are you.. Macgyver?
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06/28/2005 4:14 pm
I've been called MacGyver many a times :rolleyes:
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06/28/2005 5:29 pm
Originally Posted by: PRSplayaI'll take my swiss champ (which comes in handy almost every day):

[FONT=Verdana]rest in heavenly peace lil' fox...[/FONT]
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