Gross stuff

I had to do it. Grossest experience or thought you've ever had. I can't think of any actions just yet, but I do remember some thoughts. For example. When you're not home, do you ever wonder if a fly lands on your tooth brush? Being the person that I am, I'm sure I've got plenty of other things to shell out, but I'll post them when I think of them. Until then, just think about how many flies have been on your tooth brush.

Ok, I'll go ahead and be lame and post first under my own thread. An actual experience (sort of). I had gotten home from work one day and changed my socks. I'd just thrown the original pair on the floor and thought nothing of it. Couple days later I noticed that same pair, only the inside of them was black. Thing was, those socks were literally just washed the day before I wore them. Beats the hell out of me.

I made myself a salad once and halfway through eating it I started wondering why there were little black flecks all over it. I didn't remember putting any pepper on it, so I turned on the light to take a closer look.
Sure enough, there were hundreds of little bugs all over it.
The whole head of lettuce was infested with insects... and I'd eated half of them. ack..

Cryptic!
You did it anyway, despite my pleading!

Oh, well, might as well post in it though, since you've already started the thread and all...

... grossest thing I ever had happen was... oh man it's just too gross to tell.

That would be aunt if anything...
... it really is too gross... so I'll just tell you the second worst gross thing to ever happen to me.

Way back in the day... we were having garbage disposal problems. After about 2 days of letting the food fester and spoil in the garbage disposal, my mom decided that it had to be fixed, and true to her handywoman nature, she followed through with her word, requesting my immediate assistance. I was to hold a plug in the other side of the sink, and she was to start the disposal and see what happened (this is after a tremendous amount of plunging). She started it, stood back, and wham! Chunks of egg shell, bananna peel... yucky yucky slum, raw meat, all over my face and clothes. So, so smelly... and the most hilarious part about it was that there were pieces of all this stuff dangling from my hair!

You happy? Not as gross as the other one but gross still yet.

I have dissected human eyes and grown the cells from the micro-vasculature of the neural retina !!

That was freaky !

Originally Posted by: Dr_simonI have dissected human eyes and grown the cells from the micro-vasculature of the neural retina !!

That was freaky !

That is just so wrong!
What are you actually a Doctor?
I always thought it was just a name...

And as for you Akira... I will stick to my previous words... it is just too gross!

Well, not exactly my gross story but nonetheless super gross...

My mom was on her period, and she uses huge pads cause she is one of the people who bleeds alot... she put it in the trash when she was done and our dog got into it and ripped it up so there was a ton of blood and pad on the floor. **shudders** But thats the only thing i can rele think of at the moment.

Originally Posted by: RenisenbThat is just so wrong!
What are you actually a Doctor?
I always thought it was just a name...

And as for you Akira... I will stick to my previous words... it is just too gross!

PhD in drug delivery and cell biology

Originally Posted by: AkiraEep! Do you do that sort of stuff for fun? :p

only to people I don't like !!


or who misbehave on these forums !!

Ok, the garbage disposal reminded me of a good one. Back when I was in junior high, it was a weekend or something. My mom's boyfriend at the time decided he was gonna clean the garbage disposal. We also had a persian cat at the time as well and those who know, know that persians have very thick fur. So anyway, I notice this awful aroma lingering in the air. I also notice the cat is near by. I made a comment regarding the odor but I brushed it off when my mom's boyfriend said it was the garbage disposal. So I figured to hell with it and pet my cat. And of course, when you pet a cat they fling their tails up. And low and behold, that damn thing had a dingleberry literally the size of a softball. What a sight.

Lmfao!!!!!

Originally Posted by: Dr_simonPhD in drug delivery and cell biology

Hey, that's really cool!

I went to a poor high school and took Senior Level Anatomy and Physiology. Everyone received a cat that the class spent 6 months dissecting. All the dead cats in bags and smells of formaldehyde still haunt my memories some 7 years later.

I got my first apartment in 2001 and was all on my own to cook and keep a kitchen. I was a really lazy stoner back in them days, and rarely did my dishes until the situation was critical. One night I made a package of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. You have to be a serious fatass to polish off an entire package of that stuff by yourself. I sure as hell wasn't up to the task, so I had half a pot of mac-n-cheese left and I just put a lid on it and set it on my dining room table. About a week later I was out of dishes and had to do them. I had completely forgot about the mac-n-cheese fiasco from the week before. When I took that lid off, I was slammed in the nose with the grossest f'ing smell in the world. There was green fuzzy **** growing all over the remains.

btw - I threw the pot away.

Not THE grossest thing, but it's been pretty gross over here from 12 this morning 'till now. I've either got food poisoning, or the stomach virus :(

Sorry to hear about that PRS.
Get better soon man!

I'm tryin' but CW14's pic almost did me in :o

LMAO dude it didnt even look like porridge, it look like some one puked in a bowl, and it got all crusty. Amazingly I dont have any rotten food stories yet.

Well, this was kind of gross and creepy. My science teacher was out, and we had a substitue. Stephen and I were looking through all her cabinets, because we were bored (and not about to do the work she left us). Well, in one of the cabinets we found this creature in a jar. I can't really exlain it. But the top was labeled elephant-pig 1920 (or somewhere around that date). It was basically a baby pig with a elephant snout. It had one eye in the middle of the forehead. I mean who has an elephant-pig just sitting in there drawer. As a senior prank we're thinking about doing something with it, but I don't know... I wouldn't even pick up the jar.