Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI've had a relatively clean record. I got a ticket just before I turned 21 and boy was it a stupid one. So I'm sitting at a red light in the left lane wanting to make a left turn when BAM!! I just gun it right through that light and damn near hit someone and wouldn't you know it, I cut off a cop in the process of this massacre. $150 buck that one cost me.

I really hope you were being sarcastic