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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
05/11/2005 12:36 pm
I've had a relatively clean record. I got a ticket just before I turned 21 and boy was it a stupid one. So I'm sitting at a red light in the left lane wanting to make a left turn when BAM!! I just gun it right through that light and damn near hit someone and wouldn't you know it, I cut off a cop in the process of this massacre. $150 buck that one cost me.
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