well well well.... i thought the reason kfc tasted so good was the colonels secret blend of herbs and spices.. but alas the secret ingredient is CRUELTY..... bahaha ahhahaha ahahah please excuse me while i catch my breath. Vegans, not to offend but to inform, dont get as much nutrients and vitamins as us barbaric carnivores.. so they cant get as big and they cant get the laaadies. if you dont like meat move to africa and eat roots off the the rainforest floors.