Chuck, you gave it up too soon!!! Some dude on the GNX board is actually modeling amps using some high-tech computer software in a studio. I've got the MESA Triple Rectifier patch, and it's by FAR the best distortion I've ever heard from a multi-units.
Anyways, what kind of effects would you like to hear?
I can play some factory ones for you like:
Eric Johnson, Eddie, Angus, uhm, theres and acoustic patch, and I can give some of my own "created" tones as well as some that I've downloaded like:
The Carvin Legacy, Mesa Triple Rectifier, JSX (Joe Satrianis new Amp), an old Marshall Plexi just to name a few. Let me know guys.
Sometimes I hit notes only dogs can hear.