METAL!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA! (falsetto scream)


Jolly McJollyson
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02/19/2005 12:46 pm
This one's called "Bob to the Rescue." Weeeeeeeeeeee!

(verse)
He's sitting on his cheeto-stained and filth-encrusted couch
He's zoning out to springer and the drool hangs from his mouth.
He's the catatonic hero
The hero of today
And his pants are torn, his liver worn
His hair is turning grey

He's microwaving fishsticks and remembering the year
His pants are stained with mayonnaise, the carpet reeks of beer!
He's the omnipresent hero,
With none other in sight
He eats a lot, has liver rot
but knows just when to fight.

(chorus)
and it's
BOB to the rescue
BOB to secure the gates!
BOB, come to aid us
GET HERE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

(bridge)
TOO LATE! AAAA!!! TOO LATE!!!
GET HERE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!! (2x)

(verse)
He's lying in his mobile home, the radiator leaks
He listens to the radio, the laughter of the freaks!
He's the unexpected hero
And no one knows he's there
And he coughs and hacks, his lungs are black
and he's losing all his hair.

He's eating at the taco bell although it makes him ill.
He climbs inside his El Camino, the engine's voice is shrill!
He's the undiscovered hero
As everyone you see
And our capes are clean, thought they can't be seen
Our powers came for free.

(chorus)
and it's
BOB to the rescue
BOB to secure the gates
BOB come to aid us
GET HERE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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x0o_BurnOut_o0x
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02/19/2005 4:35 pm
rofl, Awesome song! Im loveing the lyrics
We've been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone...
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iiholly
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iiholly
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02/19/2005 7:16 pm
genius as per usual, send it to me once you guys have it recorded

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02/19/2005 7:22 pm
Thanks. We probably won't have it recorded until the summer, though.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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02/20/2005 9:46 pm
Pretty funny, Mr. McJollyson.
Sometimes I hit notes only dogs can hear.
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02/21/2005 2:04 am
Originally Posted by: Pantallica1Pretty funny, Mr. McJollyson.

Thank you, sir.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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Jolly McJollyson
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03/25/2005 5:42 am
w00t! Paul and I finally got together and practiced it. It is UBER rocking! Paul's rhythm riff is genius as usual.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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04/01/2005 1:37 am
Ah haha thats funny sounds like my brother
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04/01/2005 1:40 am
Originally Posted by: NoxvillAh haha thats funny sounds like my brother

Welcome to the site! And thanks!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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