HELP!!! My college roomate is constantly playing Zakk Wylde songs. And when he's not doing boring repeptitive pentatonic shred, he's attempting to sing! He's been "singing" (aka butchering) "Heart of Gold" for three days now! And when I say butchering, I mean that when Neil Young sang this song, at least HE was on key! When my roomate sings it it's like a step and a half flat. How do I tell him that his voice is terrible?????? (Remember, I've gotta LIVE with this guy!)
Roomate
# 1
Just "ask" him if he could do it somewhere else.
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# 2
Tape the fecker ! Then just play it back to him (?) sometime
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# 3
That would be brilliant if ONLY I had a tape recorder! Blast! :mad:
# 4
dude, buy a really cheap crappy one, the worse, the better if you get my drift !
Like no more than 5 bucks at a garage sale
Like no more than 5 bucks at a garage sale
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# 5
Hmm...that's a pretty good idea, Mr. Instruc-TOR....I thinks I has the solution!
# 6
ask him if he can play, down the street?
"Hey can you play down the street"
then it will drive him insane trying to figure out if you meant play litteraly down the street or a song called down the street...
and then he'll have an anyuerism[sp?]
"Hey can you play down the street"
then it will drive him insane trying to figure out if you meant play litteraly down the street or a song called down the street...
and then he'll have an anyuerism[sp?]
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# 7
Equivalently you could just hit him with a baseball bat !
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# 8
Hahaha, how delightfully evil! But I was thinking I should do something with a little more tact than a cracked skull.
# 9
Jolly is right, something with a little more tact is right, well.... you can hit him over the head with his own guitar?! It will get rid of two problems at once.
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Originally Posted by: Metaask him if he can play, down the street?
"Hey can you play down the street"
then it will drive him insane trying to figure out if you meant play litteraly down the street or a song called down the street...
and then he'll have an anyuerism[sp?]
what? oh jeez, no wonder i could never find the tab for that one.
# 12
Buy a big knife and sit there sharpening it every day muttering "soon... soon..."
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Originally Posted by: schmangeBuy a big knife and sit there sharpening it every day muttering "soon... soon..."
How big a knife?
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this big
*points arms out from side a to side*
pretty big huh?
*points arms out from side a to side*
pretty big huh?
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# 15
At least your roommate is in the guitar as well. Try to find some common ground. If that's impossible I understand. Living in close quarters with someone for an extended period of time is very unnerving. I just went through 5 years of college so I know what it's like. Remember this thread?
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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# 16
I like the tape recorder idea. Record him and play it back right next to his head at night when he's trying to sleep...
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# 17
I have nothing constructive to add to this discussion.
Oh, and roommate has two "m"s.
Oh, and roommate has two "m"s.
... and that's all I have to say about that.
[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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# 18
My roomates only deserve one "M."
# 19
ALL generalizations are WRONG
is that generally speaking? lol was that intended to be a pun?
is that generally speaking? lol was that intended to be a pun?
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