I lost my wallet twice in high school. The first time I never got it back and whoever found it went to the video store, forged my name, and rented a ton of video games and movies. The second time I got it returned to me anonymously with all the cash missing. At least I got all my cards and stuff back.

This past November I was up at the bars (22 in a 2 block area) drunk as **** and ran out of cash. I went to the atm and got some money cuz I was broke. A few days later I was at the grocery store getting some food and when I went to pay I couldn't find my card. I then had a flashback of being wasted and getting money out of the atm. Luckily, if you don't pull your card back out of the machine, it eats it. I went to the bank and was able to get it back *phew*.