It can't be any worse than the town I'm from. It's a spawning pool for mental illness. I'm not joking, as soon as anyone there hits middle school their life turns to hell, and if it doesn't then it definitely does when it hits high school. I just got off work. You know what I did the hour before work? I listened while one of the best friends I've ever had tried to convince me to help her kill herself.

Crazy soccer moms are alright. They live in this world.