Yes there are many many similarities between the two joshes, but I think the main one is this: How many josh underwoods do you think there are in the world? A lot, right? Right... now narrow that down to J.U.s who play the guitar (metal players). Then narrow it down more to J.U.s who have the internet, and even more to J.U.s who know about this forum, and on and on. Mind-baffling coincidence? Or the attempt of the exiled to return with a clear record? Whatever, like BadHorsie said, it doesn't really matter. But I for one absolutely cannot accept that you are a different josh. If you come clean, I'll respect you for it, but if not, I don't care. I will still answer any of your guitar-related questions I am able too. That's what this board is about.

Oh... and in the extremely unfathomable event that you ARE NOT the first josh, I apologize and say only this: you have unwittingly fallen into a sh*tty situation, and I advise that you change your name and start over.