Originally Posted by: unclesonnyMy fingers just dont move that way. A simple F Major and I'll be damned if I can Get my fingers in that position. Just can't do it. Were's my tuba!

Just keep at it. That was hard and still is for me too, and after months of struggling with that ( and plain avoiding it some) it's finally beginning to sound like a chord (sometimes).
Some one said it helps to practice Dm7 first, then go to F.