I'd like a two neck with necks at 120 degrees like Michael Angelo's. I know its ridiculously showy and self indulgent but then nobody complains when a pianist "cheats" by using two hands. Ideally they'd be thru necked with double locking floyd roses and made out of some seriously high density tone wood.
For the same price I could buy my soul back from my bank.
Who needs a soul?
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If I couldn't laugh at myself how could I laugh at someone less ridiculous?