Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusFear the Damaged Headless Leaf's Final Judgement!

Now you're talkin......................
It's difficult to be content while constantly trying to convince yourself that
"Headless Leaf" could , might, well, maybe...... THEN WHAM---
a dark heavy Neg-o Cloud descends and starts hovering just above my head like a humongous Afro (Huge one, like Washington's on Welcome back Kotter, No, bigger like Juan's)
I even start "Truckin in my Moccasins" with a Juked up Strut that was just drippin with "Sweathog"~ and the lingering stench of Smokey Bacon After Shave~(artificially flavored, Saltpeter and Maple cured, Brewed exclusively by Aunt Jemima )
Instant Sweathog Gang Membership... With VIP Black Leather Gloves (Bonus) was for the taking.
Suddenly, a huge gust of wind came and blew away all that Game, GONE>>>
And I Started to Dwell on "Headless Leaf" with a pessimistic attitude.
Headless and Leaf are a contradiction. They don't jive together.
Now,"Heads of Lettuce" and "Leaf" mesh well, but Don't create much Fear.
"Leafy Heads of Lettuce" NA.
"Leaf Head" Nope.
"Leaf and the Lettuce Heads" Hey--- Blah..it's just Fearless, No Fear, Nadda. Nothin. Cabbage Patch?-----Spinach?----Brussel Sprouts?????-- Nothin----

Hey, What about that Flesh-eating Leaf that's shaped like a trap as to inflict torture and suffering by imprisoning and covering it's victims with guey Sapp for a spell, before slowly devouring them. Now that's FEAR.....................
Oh, Wait........... I Take that Back.............
The Cold and Manson-like Leaf Monster refers itself by the name...............

Venus Flytrap==== A Chick band at best..... and no one fears chicks with Butterfly Tattoos.................
Only Psycho Betty's and the Black Widow earn the right to be Feared.....

Most of my leaves have fallen.

"Leaf and the Lettuce Heads" is growing on me.................

My final Leaf................................... I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWEETLEAF................. "FEAR THE SWEETLEAF"...Oh,eye,ye,ya ,eye,ye ,ya, yeya o0o0o0o0,--I Love You SWEETLEAF---o0o0oya ya ya ya.........

Seems You can "Fear the Leaf"........The Tobacco Leaf, Poppy Leaf, Coca Leaf and Tea Leaf have taken many a Man down in defeat................
(Tea Leaf = "Boston Tea Party").........

FEAR THE LEAF