The other guitarist and I have spent years looking for 'the sound'. You know, that distortion that's gonna define our sound. And after years of getting kicked out of stores for playing amps for too long, someone suggested we just find a nice clean-sounding amp, and whack on a pedal.

Well, my mate did it and loves it - I tried it and hate it, so I guess this story has no point. Just keep lookin'!