It's called "Like a fat kid wants cake" Imagine John Mayer meets a Warrant ballad.
Like a HIppy wants grass,
Like your MOM wants my ass,
Like a FALL wants a break
Like a fat kid wants cake!
(guitar lick that's all 80s ballad-esque)
Now I don't ask for much
I ONLY want the things I need.
But I HUNger for your touch
I'd LIKE to get deLIvery
But of all the things I do
and ALL the things I say
And ALL the things I love!
It's YOU YOU YOU I want
...ALL THE WAY!
Like a HIppy wants grass,
Like your MOM wants my ass,
Like a FALL wants a break
Like a fat kid wants cake!
(guitar lick that's all 80s ballad-esque)
And I remember now,
The TIME it was when I first saw you.
The SWEAT was on my brow!
'Cause I was eating ONE big grinder!
And of ALL the cash I paid!
And ALL the stuff inSIDE!
And ALL the corn beef hash!
It was YOU YOU YOU...after
ONE more bite
Like a HIppy wants grass,
Like your MOM wants my ass,
Like a FALL wants a break
Like a fat kid wants cake!
IIIIIIIIII
LOOOOOVE
YOUUUUUU
A POLish sausage now,
That's WHAT our love has grown to be
Of sweet delicious Sow
Do you salivate to think of me?
And of ALL the times we've laughed
And EVen times we've cried!
ELECtrifying touch!
Of in-ter-twi-ning
CELLULITE!
Like a HIppy wants grass,
Like your MOM wants my ass,
Like a FALL wants a break
Like a fat kid wants cake!
IIIIIIIIII
LOOOOOVE
YOUUUUUU
A Love Song you might actually like!
# 1
Nothin' say's romance like a fat kit stuffin' his face with a grinder :D Good Job!
# 2
D'oh, only one comment in over 24 hours...
# 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :D
Needless to say, it's plenty better than anything warrant ever said. I could see it a a tenacious d tune.
Needless to say, it's plenty better than anything warrant ever said. I could see it a a tenacious d tune.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
# 4
Mmmmmmmmmm......CAKE......
I am a constant evolving music machine. Oh Man, I just forgot what I was playing. Oh well, on to the next song. :rolleyes:
# 5
Your mom's a MILF and wants my ass...
"I'm a rocker dude through and through. I like Van Halen, not Van Hagar" - Joe Dirt
# 6
