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04/28/2005 8:29 pm
...Darth Vader's blog.
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Cryptic Excretions
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04/28/2005 8:56 pm
Best part of all of that is that someone dedicated time to think all of that up. But I can tell you it's obviously fake, because anyone who's seen Star Wars knows that Darth Vader died. So I ask you then, how could he have written that if he's dead?
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04/28/2005 9:13 pm
But it was all along time ago in a Galaxy far far away !!
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04/29/2005 12:20 pm
Originally Posted by: Dr_simonBut it was all along time ago in a Galaxy far far away !!


Exactly, so how can it be from a long time ago when the dates are current?
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04/29/2005 12:48 pm
Cos that is just the time it was posted !!
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04/29/2005 6:51 pm
They just found that wriiten in his journal.
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04/29/2005 7:21 pm
i have to admit, if i ever stumbled onto darth vader's diary, i'd sell it on ebay
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04/29/2005 7:56 pm
Originally Posted by: elklanderccThey just found that wriiten in his journal.


How? Like Dr Simon said, it's in a galaxy far far away. We can't stumble onto something from a galaxy far far away.
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04/29/2005 9:52 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsHow? Like Dr Simon said, it's in a galaxy far far away. We can't stumble onto something from a galaxy far far away.

duh, in a time capsule. FREAKIN Darth Vader's Tie Bomber crash landed in the 50's in New Mexico. Conspiracy I say!
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04/30/2005 1:35 am
Yea, alien spaceship at Roseweld my a**.
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04/30/2005 6:08 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsExactly, so how can it be from a long time ago when the dates are current?

Even light can travel only so fast.
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05/02/2005 12:45 pm
You prove a good point with that one, but the dates still wouldn't be the same, not unless someone who wasn't Darth Vader edited them. There's someone who isn't really Vader behind this. Besides, wouldn't it have been on the news if Vader's tie fighter crashed? I know the whole cover up deal but Vader's a whole different topic.
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05/02/2005 4:13 pm
We can sit and argue about how this blog can't possibly be written by Vader all day, but we've forgotten to take one thing into consideration: he's Darth ****ing Vader. It doesn't matter if it's a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, because Darth Vader would kick ass and take names all the way over to this galaxy. How could he live so long, you ask? He's more machine than man now.

Now I know some of you are saying, "but Darth Vader dies in the third movie!" **** you. How dare you. Darth Vader can't die. If you strike him down he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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05/02/2005 7:04 pm
But they even showed it in the third movie. He was cremated. He might've still been alive, but his corpse was incinerated and we all saw it happen. It was publicized, it was on the news, this wasn't a small time incident. Vader was burnt. Now, you may have seen a Vader at some point but it wasn't the real one. The ones in the movies aren't the real one either, they just got some actor to show how Vader lived his life. But any Vader you see now is either a metal band or an impersonator. Vader impersonaters are on the same level as Elvis impersonators. I don't mean to say Vader isn't cool. Just that he's passed on and I've come to terms with it. Perhaps it would be in your best interest to cope with this. I know it's hard, but it's for the best.
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Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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05/02/2005 7:13 pm
Unless he turned on Obi Wan and Yoda in the ghost form after luke walked away...and then hitched a ride off endor,killed the crew and took the ship on a voyage from the galaxy.

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05/02/2005 8:49 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsBut they even showed it in the third movie. He was cremated. He might've still been alive, but his corpse was incinerated and we all saw it happen. It was publicized, it was on the news, this wasn't a small time incident. Vader was burnt. Now, you may have seen a Vader at some point but it wasn't the real one. The ones in the movies aren't the real one either, they just got some actor to show how Vader lived his life. But any Vader you see now is either a metal band or an impersonator. Vader impersonaters are on the same level as Elvis impersonators. I don't mean to say Vader isn't cool. Just that he's passed on and I've come to terms with it. Perhaps it would be in your best interest to cope with this. I know it's hard, but it's for the best.

Foolish Boy. Of COURSE they couldn't have the real Vader in the movie. He would have killed all the actors. Also, Vader faked his own death to further his career. It's been done before.
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonFoolish Boy. Of COURSE they couldn't have the real Vader in the movie. He would have killed all the actors. Also, Vader faked his own death to further his career. It's been done before.

Tupac did it.
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05/03/2005 5:20 am
I'v ben working with Pac on his new album. He and Darth live in my basement.
Keep this on the DL, but you might even see a few tracks with DV himself.
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05/03/2005 7:42 am
Dosn't darth get winded rhyming?Or does he use 'force breath' and 'force rhyme' to throw it down.
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05/03/2005 12:19 pm
Neither, he's dead. In his lifetime he was a reputable rapper yeah, but he was burnt to ashes. It even says it in the bible. Book of Vader, chapter 13 verse 2, And thou art Vader doth be burnt to pieces and all rejoiced.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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