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What guitars do you people play?? (Part 2 - Selling body parts etc...)

Cryptic Excretions
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04/06/2005 2:15 pm
Man, blast this thread. All this talk about instruments and buying new gear has me anxious to get my next instruments. I've found myself with an addiction for gear and my next investment isn't coming soon enough. And it's not like I don't have to decide what to get then. I know my next 2 investments will be Carvin, but a bass or guitar? On one hand, my Squier can't hold out much longer, but on the other hand, guitar. Ack, I need to win the lottery or inherite a large sum of money, like, right now.
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04/06/2005 4:11 pm
Originally Posted by: crazywolf... If I'm ever down and out on cash, like really down and out, I'm going to sell one of my kidneys. You can get $50,000 on the black market for one, and you only need one to live.
[font=trebuchet ms]Don't go there, son. The life you can live on only one kidney is severely restricted. It's like saying you can live without legs or arms. And with only one kidney, you don't have any backup.[/font]
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04/06/2005 4:13 pm
This is true !!
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Cryptic Excretions
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04/06/2005 5:04 pm
heck no, no one's getting my plasma, "bodily fluid", kidneys, arms, legs or anything. I don't want to spread myself anywhere beyond my skin package. it's a personal thing.
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04/06/2005 5:15 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic Excretionsheck no, no one's getting my plasma, "bodily fluid", kidneys, arms, legs or anything. I don't want to spread myself anywhere beyond my skin package. it's a personal thing.



What about your skin itself? You could go roll around on a wrestling mat until you get a skin disease and then sell samples of it. I'm not joking, people do that.
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04/06/2005 5:22 pm
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Don't go there, son. The life you can live on only one kidney is severely restricted. It's like saying you can live without legs or arms. And with only one kidney, you don't have any backup.[/font]


my first girlfriend only had one kidney from birth, it was ok though as nature gave her a third nipple to maintain the order of things.
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04/06/2005 5:29 pm
Did her extra nipple excrete blood and waste?

And how are you gonna party after the shows with one kidney crazywolf?
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04/06/2005 5:34 pm
Originally Posted by: chucklivesoninmyheartDid her extra nipple excrete blood and waste?

no, it didnt do anything except look a bit weird! it seems that she got a bum deal off old mother nature.
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04/06/2005 5:34 pm
[font=trebuchet ms]I split this thread so you guys can blather on about body parts while the original thread tries to maintain some semblance of focus.[/font] :rolleyes:
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04/06/2005 11:34 pm
I wonder if I could sell my brain on ebay, it probly wouldnt make much of a difference, wait, do you need a brain to play guitar?
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04/07/2005 7:12 pm
well i wanna be better at guitar then them so i think ill keep it
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04/07/2005 7:17 pm
Originally Posted by: guitarfreak141well i wanna be better at guitar then them so i think ill keep it



good choice!!
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04/07/2005 7:27 pm
Funny part is they make more in one pay period than at least the majority of us do in a year and yet they remain at the bottom of the talent list. So, if you're playing, no you don't need a brain, if you're marketting the bands then you probably would need a brain, at least to appeal to the masses and convince them that those bands are the best and the heaviest thing ever and they need them to survive.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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04/07/2005 8:55 pm
how to make it in todays music biz: SUCK REALLY BAD!
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04/07/2005 9:05 pm
Originally Posted by: ranma187how to make it in todays music biz: SUCK REALLY BAD!

COOL!!! I'm in!! Now where's my $$$$$$$$$$ LOL
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04/08/2005 6:05 am
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]I split this thread so you guys can blather on about body parts while the original thread tries to maintain some semblance of focus.[/font] :rolleyes:

Good idea, oh Lord!

(COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!!!)
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