Man I rock. I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread...no, scratch that, I'm greater than sliced bread! I'm freakin French Bread! Except better! I'm like Bread with Jam and Honey, only Jam and Honey are too hot babes that are all up ons 'cause I'm so cool!
See this guy -----> :cool: ? Yeah, he can't even touch my ninja-like awesomeness. Just thought I'd throw it out there that I'm uber awesome, and can kill a bear with a dull spoon and a marshmallow. Man, I'm such a bad***. I can play guitar with my eyelids and turn chairs into gold. I also kick small children, nuns, and old ladies. Man...I rule the world. Go me.